— Gordon B. Hinckley (via kushandwizdom)
- me: where do you live?
- vegan: I'm a vegan
im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait
Steve Harvey losing faith in the human race one family at a time.
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate