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Probably passed out on someone's floor

Try a little harder to be a little better.

— Gordon B. Hinckley (via kushandwizdom)


  • me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan

i found out what a 420 is you are all going to hell


im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait


Steve Harvey losing faith in the human race one family at a time.


>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

Oh yeah that’s right I’m doin me