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Probably passed out on someone's floor

harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

pls

palerism:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

hellstobetsy:

themaddestofthemad:

#don’t be fooled this is the saddest children’s movie ever made

I like how he’s the luckiest kid “in America”, like there’s some Candian asshole with two giant robots.


biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad


endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

God why did I give you a second chance you annoy me

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up